Just A Chair is a meme token on Base built around one simple idea:
There is only one seat.
The total supply is fixed. No additional tokens can be minted.
The protocol always tracks one active Hot Seat Holder.
A buy of at least 100 CHAIR takes the seat.
When another wallet makes a qualifying buy, the seat automatically moves to the new buyer.
The contract stores:
If the Hot Seat Holder sells or transfers their entire balance, the seat becomes empty.
Collected fees are distributed as follows:
Rewards accumulate automatically and can be claimed in ETH.
The longer a wallet stays in the Hot Seat, the higher its personal sell fee becomes.
This higher fee applies only while the wallet remains the active Hot Seat Holder.
Once the seat is lost, the wallet returns to the standard 3% sell fee.
Rewards are calculated without looping through every holder.
Users can claim available ETH rewards directly from the contract.
A failed claim does not remove the user's reward balance.
The hook is restricted to the official CHAIR / ETH Uniswap v4 pool on Base.
Swaps from other pools do not activate the protocol mechanics.
Buy at least 100 CHAIR.
Take the seat.
Earn while seated.
Leave before it gets uncomfortable.